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Oral Demotivational Poster


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.


TAGS: taliban beer heroin morals
Rating: 2.75/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:22 pm
YESS !!! hahaa


A Woman, A Book, & A Boat -




IMMORALITY - The morality of those who are having a better time - H. L. Mencken




CHURCHES - Tapping into modern culture, everyday.


TAGS: church morals katy perry lesbian
Rating: 3.38/5

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ZippoBibrok - March 30, 2010, 3:35 pm
@Paul: That's a mistranslation. The original wording, "Hades", means "Land of the Dead", not "Hell"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 12:17 am
This must be in reference to Jesus and Mary Magdalene, and Jesus' temporary descent into Hell after his crucifixion.
Lena - August 19, 2009, 10:26 pm
God isn't THAT evil. haha


GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS -


TAGS: oral
Rating: 4.85/5

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mizzdizz - August 30, 2015, 8:06 pm
LOL! Nice double entandre!(how ever you spell that.. too lazy to fetch phone). There's a huge potential for WHY you need a glowing condom jokes here, but I'm in one of my being nice moods right now, so 5 LOL lions!


VALENTINE'S DAY -


TAGS: valentine s day nothing says i love you like an oral hug
Rating: 4.33/5

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mapledoor - February 18, 2010, 11:01 pm
Fucking Chemistry
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 12:49 am
This must be that nifty Human Element "Hu", that DOW keeps talking about.
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 12:47 am
LOL!


HANG ON HANDSOME -


TAGS: three two one orallfive switch
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - October 20, 2011, 7:07 pm
uh...oh...LOL


LAST REQUEST - Okay, but can I have your motorcycle?




RELIGION - Religion is a cultural system that establishes symbols that relate humanity to spirituality and moral values


TAGS: religion bible quaran moral values
Rating: 3.87/5

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Budog - January 15, 2012, 12:59 am
Too bad they didn't throw The Book of Mormon in there too...
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:59 pm
The books that started the argument of which is better, the orginal or the sequels
Budog - June 18, 2011, 9:24 pm
LOL yeah I guess it would be an inside joke for those in the know.
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 9:23 pm
It all makes sense now! Geez I'm slow...
Budog - June 18, 2011, 9:19 pm
Krazirefa, I made a special poster just for you. The names were changed to protect the innocent and easily offended...
crankyhead - June 18, 2011, 9:13 pm
Kraz, here at motifake, we pretty much poke fun at everything. It's what we do. Humor is a pretty subjective thing though, occasionally, someone gets offended. Just keep in mind, that the intention of the poster was to make you laugh. Cheers =)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 5:54 pm
Boo hoo, did you forget where you are? Maybe I should post some bunny rabbits, butterflies, unicorns and rainbows for you. NOT!
ThatGuy - June 18, 2011, 5:46 pm
You sir might want to leave this sight if you don't want to be offended, just saying...
Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 12:10 pm
krazirefa: I'd leave the internet if I was you. I'll play you out with my violin.
krazirefa - June 18, 2011, 11:35 am
Stop please! I find this unacceptable, offensive and unfaithful to both religions. again please.
Cloudchaser - June 18, 2011, 9:40 am
The problem is not either of the books themselves, but followers who cherry pick parts that justify what they want to be the truth and ignore everything else.


PRIDE - sometimes it has to be swallowed


TAGS: gay pride swallow soccer players oral
Rating: 1.18/5

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motifake - October 28, 2009, 12:05 am

Clobbered for vote fraud


MY WIFE -


TAGS: oral
Rating: 4.55/5

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Zeul - February 4, 2016, 7:37 pm
Ummm .... No release ... She brings em on .... Help ¡¡!!!!!!!
mizzdizz - February 4, 2016, 12:11 pm
You mean she doesn't 'cure' them by releasing the 'pressure'? LOL! 5L!


JANUARY - Feline Oral Health Month




cartoons -


TAGS: cartoons morals values fievel tiger
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 11, 2013, 11:24 pm
That's exactly right. Today those old reels are called "propaganda" regarding either side. Which is funny because it's still happening just a whole lot less noticeable. Crazy, huh?
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2013, 5:34 pm
Back in the 30s, it seemed that the message was to adopt "collective action" against the strong enemy. It worked well in WW2.


THE RESULTS OF A NEGLECTED MOUTH - This could happen to you!!!




A$$-WHUPPINGS -




EXCESS -


TAGS: excess life luxury morals
Rating: 4.6/5

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autumnspirit - December 14, 2010, 12:20 am
Nice! 5 Lines
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 12:30 pm
P.S - I'm pretty sure I have the same hiking boots as that guy! lol
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 10:59 am
Why thank you RL...again =D. I think I'll keep making posters 'til you're the only one laughin haha!.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 8:48 am

lolz...yo donk...thumbs way up....again...nice dude...nice!


Morality Hijacked by Religion -


TAGS: morality religion clarke
Rating: 3.88/5

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GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:10 am
What’r those big white things, divinity? Yeah, I’ve OD’d on that stuff too.


ZEITGEIST THE MOVIE -


TAGS: reality abstract sense philosophy science psychology inteligence life thoughts thought mind brain everything psyche psy senses perception secret ethic morality moral esthetic art time space theory idea vision visualisation truth critics motivational demot
Rating: 2.29/5

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Mark - April 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Read this comment over and over until you figure it out. Tunnelgeist = 1
Purity - April 1, 2009, 4:39 am
Zeitgeist was awesome. Obama's continuing the doctrine. Wee, we're all going to hell for complacency.
Porcelina - January 8, 2009, 9:00 pm
People just don't want to accept the truth
Fatty - January 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
99% of the people here won't understand or would refuse to believe. But yes, good statement!


CYCLE -




PEARL DIVING -


TAGS: skill oral surf priority love
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - November 29, 2010, 9:34 pm

love the defination of color vs B & W. nice caption as well
Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 2:52 pm

lolz


I CAN READ THE FUTURE - she's not going to pay for the dinner tonight




BK SUPER 7 INCHER -




CHEERLEADERS -




REALITY - Because 'reality' makes sense...




LIFE - Its not something that has to do with calculations about cheap things




Poor Leadership -


TAGS: oral shaved pubic hair
Rating: 1.75/5

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Pitch - July 21, 2008, 3:15 am
She didn't mean those lips....


my kind of health club -




Dirty Little Secret -




Silence Of The Lambs -




CONTEMPORARY ALTILOQUENCE -


TAGS: a coral reef contemporary expressionism by stuart kirby
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 8:08 pm
A brilliant poster with no need of explanation. 5 paint brushes.
motifayk - February 6, 2013, 7:23 am
My pleasure :)
EmilioDumphque - February 6, 2013, 1:17 am
Thanks for the word.


CORRUPTION -


TAGS: fire hate trust moral
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2014, 5:29 pm
And it magically 5ummons these men in helmets who drive around in these loud, wailing trucks, and they arbitrarily spray water everywhere.
falloutghoul - November 7, 2012, 8:02 am
And makes thine bacon extra crispy.


Cetaceans -


TAGS: gimme five on the pectoral
Rating: 4.5/5

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5150monkeylove - May 23, 2013, 4:20 pm
proof positive of reincarnation... Hitler trying to revive his youth movement.


DECISIONS -


TAGS: mouth oral nag
Rating: 4.36/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:51 pm
Spoken like an engineer. 5L


Mores -


TAGS: society morals mores culture playboy
Rating: 4.17/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 2:06 pm
In the new version for married men, the centerfold is always the same woman.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:32 pm
5o true. And what they consider attractive.


GOOD GIRLS - Nice try! Next...




LANCELOT : MAJOR COCK BLOCK -


TAGS: poor sir galahad the chaste just wanted a little oral
Rating: 3.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 3:32 pm
You're right, it is better with the tags. Re-five.
MrRandom - September 18, 2009, 3:19 pm
As long as it not at Camelot. It's a silly place.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 3:18 pm
That sounds like one hell of a great evening, hyde.
Ed-Hyde - September 18, 2009, 3:11 pm
Well, thats the evening then. Beer, Nachos and the Holy Grail.
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 1:16 pm
No no - it's entirely too perilous! 5 naughty, naughty Zoots.
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 12:26 pm
Perilous 5!


$9 MILLION PROOF A SUCKER IS BORN EVERY MINUTE -


TAGS: oral roberts devil made me do it
Rating: 3.42/5

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Neener - October 22, 2010, 12:30 pm
Profound quote but I don't recognize the pic


THAT THING - Probably some kind of raw sewage container.


TAGS: glados morality core raw sewage
Rating: 3/5

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pzykosiz - May 19, 2011, 7:41 pm
just a tip, best not to go with video game references unless they're really well known
rubikscubeguy238 - May 19, 2011, 7:32 pm
(hint: portal reference)


MORALE IS SECURED - WELCOME TO THE DEID. NOW DROP.


TAGS: morale secured deid
Rating: 2.09/5

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TheSarge - July 28, 2009, 9:57 am
So....what?...Did he not have thats pogues coffee ready or something?
CyberFreq - February 18, 2009, 1:10 am
Shit, those pushups suck balls.
Hah. - August 28, 2008, 9:43 pm
Leave it to 46 to make the gayest motifake ever.
Whats my pant size? - June 29, 2008, 5:38 am
OHH MAN THATS WACK!
PO Tron - June 27, 2008, 10:01 pm
Thats pretty "Don't ask don't tell" of you.


I Was Offered Sex Today -


TAGS: morals standards integrity character work
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - April 3, 2015, 5:22 pm

I like Scrubbing Bubbles Mega Shower Foamer, it penetrates to dissolve and remove soap scum. (in ca5e she has a sister)
Reality Lord - April 3, 2015, 11:41 am

well played my friend, well played


Vicissitude -




Ambition -




TAYLOR SWIFT -




MOUTH WIDE OPEN -




EVOLUTION -




SOME CULTURES -




ORAL SEX -


TAGS: oral
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 19, 2017, 8:35 am
Hahahaha! ^^^^^Up


conundrum -


TAGS: oral
Rating: 4.83/5

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oral hygene -


TAGS: oral hygene
Rating: 4.46/5

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JesusWept - February 6, 2016, 7:23 am
LOL cool! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 6, 2016, 12:05 am
OMG...5 creepy L's!


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